give mama some ghost butts
give mama some ghost butts
we only deal out the most top-notch of shitty selfies around these parts
(if you saw me at the ball, please do me a solid and get in touch so i can hOLLA AT THAT BOOTY???)
> Witch of Time: Kill everyone
TG: help me
partly inspired by this post
MARRY ME AN HAFE MY BOIBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
find me on omegle so i dont feel like i rolled around in red paint for nothing
Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you sure didn’t expect to end up in the middle of a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, nor did you expect it to spread this fast. Although hope seem lost at the moment you won’t let them win, you’re a STRIDER after all.
Your name is ROXY LALONDE. You don’t know where you are, but you’re sure that there are ZOMBIES coming. Right now, you just want to find your friends, but you think they all might be DEAD. It’s been rough, and you’ve been SOBER for far too long.
it’s about time jesus h chrost
FIRST PLACE: literally any three shirts of your choosing (want one with a kid symbol on it? gotcha. a troll symbol? my specialty. god tier? oh shit yes. matty the sloth? this is kind of a homestuck thing but YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I CAN PUT LIL MATTY ON THERE) + a hand-knitted scarf (roxy, eridan, shipping colors, solid colors, anything your little heart desires) + choice of any one of the following: a pair of red or black false eyelashes, a pixel drawing of yourself/literally anything, five dollar gift certificate to whatpumpkin
SECOND PLACE: any single shirt of your choosing + choice of any one of the following: (see italicized text above)
THIRD PLACE: choice of any one of the following: (see italicized text above)
- you have to be following me (I KNOW THAT’S LAME AUGH but this is a giveaway for followers also i’m spending a lot of money/time/effort on this okay JUST DO ME A SINGLE SOLID)
- i will check to see if you’re following me
- you sneaky lil rascals
- people already following me before this will receive a lil somethin extra c:
- if you live outside the states, you have to pay for shipping (SORZ)
- you have to be okay with me knowing your address i mean jesus what did you expect
- allow at least two weeks for delivery (i make scarves to order okay it takes TIME to knit tEN FEET OF SHIT)
- love me
- just kidding that’s not necessary
- but i love you
- i will choose three winners with a random number generator on april 13, 2013 11:59pm PST
EDIT: likes do count, and you can reblog as many times as you want! just don’t be obnoxious
friendly reminder that i’ll be choosing winners soon!
this is ending really really soon!!!
this is a trickster test do not be alarmed
just kidding be very alarmed
double pistols and winking my way over to omegle with hilarious temp horns
more like broad tier