===> Your name is Dirk Strider. It wasn’t long ago that the Zombie Apocalypse started and you’ve already found yourself injured and alone. Your former friends lost contact with you shortly after it began…and your only salvation has been this warehouse. But it won’t last for long….and you really just want to know where the people you care about have gone.
TT: Roxy? Jane?
TT: Anyone? Is anyone alive out there?
==> Your name is ROXY LALONDE. You’ll be the first to admit that you suck at treating your own WOUNDS. You’ve been on your own for quite some time after you lost contact with your friends, and you’re starting to think that they’re all DEAD. It’s okay, though; at least you’re DRUNK.
TG: o well
TG: s not like im not used to bein alon
we only deal out the most top-notch of shitty selfies around these parts
(if you saw me at the ball, please do me a solid and get in touch so i can hOLLA AT THAT BOOTY???)